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Coole Auto

The flicker of a TV illuminated this bedroom, drowning out the darkness with his favorite programs. Do you remember how we became friends? The lights scared off all the monsters, they kept him safe. Do you remember my face? With contorted flesh and broken bones, I made myself known. Do you remember my touch? I cradled him in my arms. My sweet boy. I took him away. Do you remember that night, Murray? When you stare into the mirror, you see the same monsters from your bedroom, don't you? But your skin is not your own. You're not the real you.

"Coole Auto is inside your home"

by The False Shepherd August 6, 2023


Elsetead

“Elsetead” can be used in similar fashion to “Elsewhere” but it’s mixed with “Instead”

It’s like “instead”, but the speaker doesn’t exactly know what follows the “Instead” option, so they say “elsetead”

Usually used in ambiguous sentences such as follows:

A: This one has to work, I don’t know what to do elsetead”

by The False Shepherd December 15, 2023