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penis arms

When you wake up from sleeping and u were sleeping on your arms. You therefore have absolutely no blood in your arms and they are immovable for about 15 seconds just like a penis.

Dude yesterday i woke up with penis arms. It was the only time ive actually not been able to move sumtin on my body because if it being numb!!11~!one!eleven!!

by The Family Guy October 8, 2004

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