Moff Gideon

Leader of the Imperial Remnant. Wants to study Baby Yoda's blood for unknown reasons. Maybe he is behind the Snoke clones found by Kylo Ren on Exegol? Very likely has strong ties to the Sith Eternal cultists. Heck, maybe he even knows that Palpatine cheated death by transferring his consciousness into a clone body. He seems to know a lot about Mandalorian culture. Actually, he knows EVERYTHING about EVERYONE and EVERYTHING. Defeated by Din Djarin in combat. We'll have to wait until season 3 of the Mandalorian to learn more about him.

Moff Gideon didn't appear until, like, the end of season one. That's how much of a mystery he is! Long live the Empire.

Proud Boys

A cult of white supremacists who believe that President Donald Trump should be the dictator of the United States. Many Proud Boys are involuntary celibates; therefore, being romantically or sexually rejected by one's crush puts one at a heightened risk of joining the Proud Boys. This alt-right domestic terrorist group refers to supporters of left-wing politics as "Antifa", which is an umbrella term for woke people who recognize that women have the right to make decisions over their own bodies and that people can love whoever they want and identify however they like. Many Proud Boys are gun owners (read: would-be mass shooters) and spread memes on conservative porn app iFunny.

Student #1: Bruh, I'm afraid to return to school after Christmas break.
Student #2: Why?
Student #1: The Proud Boys are probably gonna shoot up schools across the country when Trump is forced to concede!
Student #2: Fear not, for our school's windows are made of bulletproof glass.

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