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discomknockerated

A word similar in meaning to discombobulated used by the late Ken Dodd the famous Liverpool comedian to express surprise or confusion at an event of happening.

Well I never! I’m totally discomknockerated by the lambananas!

by The Fat Welshman March 27, 2022


teddymating

An error for meditating, slightly rustic.

Sorry’ bout that I were teddymating.

by The Fat Welshman August 29, 2022


Dildo and ten eighths

1970s slang for a super idiot where dildo means idiot but the person referred to is more than a run of the mill example. Heard around UMIST in Manchester.

Kevin’s a real idiot!
No he’s not. He’s a dildo and ten eighths.

by The Fat Welshman February 8, 2021

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farfrae

A Scot living on the English south coast as refugee from miserable unemployment typically but not exclusively Glaswegian.
From Donald Farfrae the emigrant Scot in Thomas Hardy’s “The Mayor of Casterbridge.”

His name is a play on words cos he’s far frae hame.

Did you see them farfrae types in the back of the pub with that joint?

by The Fat Welshman August 27, 2022


pots for rags

In Lancashire it means someone who either has mental illness or impaired capacity for other reasons. The allusion is to the traditional rag and bone man who collected rags in exchange for small trifles such as a jam jar or a balloon. If you were pots fer rags (pots for rags) you would do the reverse of the common sense expected approach.

Since our Tom got hit on head with that brick he’s been pots for rags!

by The Fat Welshman June 22, 2022


Trumposis

The state of being like President Trump. The analogy is halitosis - bad breath.

Did you see.Chuck in the bar last night? He really had bad trumposis.

by The Fat Welshman December 4, 2020


anocubital dissociation

Fancy way of saying that someone’s arse (ass) is not connected to their elbow - derived from the saying that some idiotic person “can’t tell his arse from his elbow”.

Tom’s really stupid! Yeah I know - he has anocubital dissociation.

by The Fat Welshman February 8, 2021