Pink guy

A creature that runs around in a pink suit across all the chromosomes looking for Papa Franku.

Person1: what the fuck is that
Pink guy: AHAHAHAH HAHA *aggressive groaning*
Person2: quick run

Federan

There are 3 definitions for this
1. A useless non bro who doesn’t show up to shit
2. A person who has gone afk
3. Anything useless

Person 1:* doesn’t show up to drinking night*
Person 2: that fucking Federan didn’t show up