Jamaican Hockey Puck

When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)

Hey dude, what happened to you?
I got hit with a Jamaican Hockey Puck.

Nepal Dutch Oven

The act of getting two girls with a fart fetish, then going to a frat party and 'hotboxing' the bathroom with your farts. Since they have a fart fetish, it will turn into a wicked orgy.

Hey, dude, I need to use the bathroom!

Not now, it's being used for a Nepal Dutch Oven.

Costco Salt Job

When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.

Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.

Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.

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