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New York hot pocket

Where a girl lays on her back with legs behind her head with her vag open. A guy opens her up and stuffs his balls in her (like two fallafel balls in a pita pocket) and then another guys blows his load on said balls (like tahini paste). For this to be truly kosher meal both guys must have been snipped (and have big stupid beards)

Everyone raise a glass, I'd like to thank our hosts, Bartholomew and Kitty for putting on the most splendid New York Hot Pocket we've ever seen.

by The Fertilizer March 24, 2010

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