Pupik

A Yiddish word which sounds absolutely crude yet commonly known as the "naval" or "belly button" but is actually mistaken for meaning asshole or anus.

Noun: "When Fig woke up this morning and got into the shower he saw an assortment of nuts on the shower floor. He then realized that his pupik was sore because the naughty ninger man stuffed cashew nuts inside it."

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Catan Jalang

This is an Indian - South African word for describing a mini party, this likely happens when you go out one night and land up partying it up unexpectedly. Must commonly known as it's abbreviation "CJ".

Example 1:

Dude 1: "Eeey men, what kind? You keen for a CJ?"

Dude 2: "What do you mean man?"

Dude 1: "Lets head to the strip club for a drink or 2."

Example 2:

"Wow that was a massive catan jalang last night. We landed up drinking a whole 4 pack of beers then proceeded to chug them down with shots of jaagermeister."

Plog

Pieces of excrement that are half log and half plank in shape, with the consistency of putty. i.e.: Break down easily.

Plural: Plog(s) This morning I woke up to take my morning poo. To my shock and awe I made 3 plogs in the toilet. My bum was very dirty.

Singular: Plog That is a large plog left on the floor of the seminar room.

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