Fabrizio Rodríguez

Fabrizio is the best person in the world that you can meet, he is always there for you, he never disappoints you, when you need him he never fails you, he is perfect, he is the funniest person you can meet, his smile is beautiful, and he should not hide it for fear that they think the opposite is true.

1. - who saved your life?

- Fabrizio Rodríguez
2. - Recommend me good music?

- ask Fabrizio Rodríguez

shut the frog up

"Shut the fuck up," when said in a drunken stupor.

Drunk Frat Boy 1: "Man you really took it in the ass from that guy!"

Drunk Frat Boy 2: "Shut the frog up!"

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schmuckness per pound

A ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. Useful for comparing two or more schmucks.

"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."

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Fabrizio

Fabrizio the best person in the world, he always makes you laugh, although he is almost never available, if you need him he will be there for you, Adam Sandler 2.0, I may have sent you to fuck if you laugh while he eats or if you laugh while he's sleeping, but he's the best friend you can have and has good musical tastes.

- I feel very bad
- Call Fabrizio

- I need good music
- Ask Fabrizio

random the money

1) Putting your money in a completely arbitrary order.

2) An exclamation with the equivalent meaning of saying "Right on target!"

"My 3 pointers are random the money!"

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Yag si nomis

Possibly the next Outkast album, something to say under your breath to an unsuspecting friend, or quite simply, "Simon is gay," backwards.

"Excuse me sir, yag si nomis, but I think you forgot to tie your shoe."

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