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a phrase you can add to a long, boring story that a friend or relative is telling you, to make the story more exciting or funny for yourself.
Person A: "When we were in Nebraska we visited the museum of agriculture, went to a corn maze, and visited a farm....
Person B: ....And then you were raped."
Person A: "What??, No I wasn't"
A walking, talking, human size piece of shit that wears a clock.
Why did they put a clock on a giant piece of shit, and why do they call it Flavor Flav?
British slang for fuck off. Used in the movie Hot Fuzz.
person A: you suck at math.
person B: Jog off you wanker!
Doo Rag Douche- Any white person who wears a Doo Rag and thinks it will give them street cred or make them less white.
person A: "Wow that white guy in that car is wearing a doo rag."
Person B: "What a Doo Rag Douche."
To be ass raped in the woods by hillbillies while your friend is tied up to a tree watching helplessly, while on a canoe trip.
Person A: "Dude, Arthur was Ned Beatty'd by Hillbillies while on a canoe trip."
Person B: "Aww, man, is he alright?"
Person A: "Yeah, a guy with a bow and arrow killed the hillbilly...he sorta looked like Burt Reynolds."
Person B: Thank God, I almost never got to say how sorry I was to him for fucking his sister."
Not technically a pedophile but still creepy enough to keep your kids close.
A creepophile is like a man watching kids play at a park. It's not against the law, but, you know he's possibly a child rapist.