Hibee

Southern slang for I be damned.

Guy 1. The motor blew.
Guy 2. Well hibee.
Guy 1. Me too.

Chewbacca Taco

Adjective
Referring to a ladies genital area having an abnormal amount of hair.
When having sex with a lady and you pull out enough to make her quiff and it sounds like a wookie.

Blake did you fuck ole girl last night? Yeah but dude she had a Chewbacca Taco.
Casey did you fuck ole girl last night?
Yeah I made her quiff and it sounded like a wookie. Damn she's got that Chewbacca Taco!

happy pikachu

Jacking off while sticking your tongue to a 9 volt battery.

Mark runs out of batteries all the time performing the happy Pikachu!