tertiary location

Where you go after the secondary location. The third part of a weekend bar crawl that begins with a power brunch and ends when better judgment kicks in.

Steve: Anybody down to go somewhere else?
Vivica: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Both: Tertiary location!

quaternary location

Where you go after the tertiary location in a weekend bar crawl that begins with a power brunch and a secondary location. The quaternary location is rarely attempted.

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Vivica (slurred): Quaternary location?

secondary location

Where you go after a power brunch, when "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here" becomes a reality.

Steve: It looks like they've stopped coming around with the mimosas.
Vivica: Secondary location?

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power brunch

An unusually long midday weekend meal, popularized by the gay community and characterized by excessive mimosa drinking, gossip and inside jokes. Occasionally followed by more drinking at a secondary (and sometimes tertiary) location.

Steve: Are we power brunching on Sunday?
Vivica: Does the pope wear a funny hat?

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