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Period

1. A punctuation mark at the end of a sentence.

2. A special time of month for a girl in which her womanly parts bleed for up to seven days.

3. The symbol of womanhood.

1. period ------> .

2. Adriana: Awwwwww I got my period 2 days early!

3. Amy: Mom! I'm finally a woman!

Amy's Mom: That's great honey!

by The Friendly Snowman Outside November 23, 2011

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Bases

The things a runner must touch in order to get a home run in baseball. Quite frankly, I'm surprised that you don't know this. "Baseball" is America's favorite pastime ;).

David Freese: Man, I got to third base last night! I was so close to a home run!
Chris Carpenter: Aw man! That must suck! What went wrong?!
Freese: I wanted to go to all the bases, but my body just gave out on me!

by The Friendly Snowman Outside November 23, 2011

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