Californian

A selfish, rude, crude and obnoxious five-star asshole.

The scumbag driving the Ford F-350 passed me doing 90, cut me off and then flipped me the bird. Definitely a Californian.

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Pile Driver

Adult beverage consisting of vodka and prune juice.

Chase a can of corn down with a pile driver or two, and you and your butthole are gonna be in a fight.

167👍 166👎

California Turn Signal

Flipping the bird, usually to another driver, either upon witnessing an act of pure idiocy or during road rage.

That old fart is doing 20 under the limit in the carpool lane....give 'em the California Turn Signal, will ya?

64👍 9👎

Rammstein

A massive shit. Not intended as a slight against the band, but instead a tribute to the highly stimulative effect on the bowels that blasting Sehnsucht is proven to have.

Dude, Vlad, I gots to take a massive Rammstein!

65👍 27👎

Thol

Short for "menthol", as in Kools or Newports.

I had to stop at the liquor store for a 40-ouncer and a pack of thols.

23👍 12👎

kunt

Name of a famous graffiti tagger, usually found on bridges across I-110 south of downtown L.A.

Looks like Kunt posted another strike last night....

74👍 63👎