Mangie

A pretty woman whose diminutive size belies her ability to deliver a crushing blow to the unsuspecting.

There is a lovely young woman at work named Angie. She is wee but feral. I once made a clever quip at her expense and, in retaliation, she smacked me on the arm. It hurts still. I remarked that she punched like a man thereby coining the neologism "Mangie".

The first thing that struck me about her was her blue eyes. The second thing that struck me was her fist. As I spit my teeth into my hand I understood that I wasn't dealing with an ordinary woman. No, what I had here was a Mangie.

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