usc

Shops in the UK selling clothes mainly to scallies although they do have some other stuff which is almost respectable.

Shit mate, where did you get that lacoste shirt?
I got it down USC in the Arndale centre.

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Establishment

A generic word referring to the men upstairs, the ones in smart suits who wear ties. They run corporations and burn down rainforests.

"I'd say poke the establishment, but that sounds too cute and cuddly"
-Liza Oleinik

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Childhood

Laughter and Balloons

I told my therapist, you don't need to look into my childhood, all you will find is laughter and Balloons. I could not have been more wrong.

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Spongey

The greatest sponge ever, taken away from us so unduely. Oh cruel, heartless injustice, why do you mock me so?

Sponge
a poem for spongey.
I know you have gone to a better place, but you will always have a place in our hearts


spongey, spongey, spongey my love
taken away so fast
no warning, swept away like a river of loss
thoughtless actions the result of thoughtless parents
but where did you go?
they tried to replace you, bastards, bastards, cunts
i love you spongey, and now you are gone

a quick message to Steph's parents,
i hope you learn that love is not for rent
you broke my heart, it is twisted and bent
you did the world injustice
i hope you know the sorrow you caused
the tears that will be shedded
now that our beloved sponge is bedeaded
you fucks, look what you did!
replaced our hearts with a two for one offer
Tesco; the landlord, powerwhore is going to burn

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Pittsburg

A town in California that has a Ghetto and is full of Mexicans and Blacks. A place where the sun never shines.

"Pittsburg is a Ghetto".

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waheey worbler

A slightly over-weight user of the Wahey phrase struggling to stay upright whilst walking

Ey up!! Here comes that hairy Waheey Worbler a walking down the street, singing doo ah diddy, diddy, can he see his feet??

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Pentagon

1. Where Bush's monkeys sit and try to pronounce the names of the countrys they are bombing

2. A five sided shape with five corners

3. What wannabe Satanists draw on their walls, genitals and on the ground in white chalk

1. There's a mass without roofs. Let's bomb 'em!

2. This shape has five sides. Lets go for a walk and discuss the matter further

3. Nah, only joking. I'm not another member of the greedy society. Brothers

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