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Ghoul

A methhead or crackhead that drinks Steel Reserve all day and projectile shits on the back wall of various park facilities. Covered in dried vomit, usually missing many teeth and reeking, since they haven't bathed in weeks, they are sometimes found pissing themselves as well. They are generally harmless but caution is urged when approaching them, depending upon how fucked-up they are. Because of their extreme abuse and mistreatment of their bodies, they look much older than they actually are. Summary execution is urged, but that is not yet legal in the United States.

Goddamn, dude, the ghouls are out tonight. That one just pissed on that car and one just drunkenly lurched toward me. And I just saw one passed out in his own vomit on that bathroom floor.

by The GJK August 19, 2009

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