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Charlies Love journal p.54 section:3 subsection:7 paragraph:1
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A "yokel" is a hybrid of man and hairy beast (much like that of an ape or Big Foot). The yokel's diet consists of nothing more than Camel Wides, and the occasional glass of water.
Main hobbies of the yokel include ranting about vairous computer/technical issues ,ghetto rigging jeeps to be lifted to heights that could be considered unsafe or stable, and assembling various firearms in his basement.
Increasingly the yokel has been sighted crusing around on his motorcycle in his all leather attire braging about how cheap the cycle is to operate and own.
Any differance of opinion from the yokel's has been known to send him into intense rants about how he/it is right, so use caution when expressing your ideas.
The local yokel can be sighted anywhere at anytime trying to prove you wrong.
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A "Soke" monster that lives in the basement of his grandparents. His diet consists of "chez" which is spread cheese and "grados" which is grape soda pop.
His main feature is his one giant orange glowing ball. It is a symbotic realationship. The ball being the greater of the 2. The ball is anywhere from 30cm-2meters in diameter. It may be be highly voliatle.
The mating call is called the "wagahhhh" which is a low to high pitch growel that originates from the ball we believe.
His only defense is his giant ball. Sadly it is also his only weakness. He is believed to be a genatic project from the military gone aray.
Be wary of the Soke, his ball may attack.
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