Ganjing

The act of smoking the ganj.

Jake - "Bro what you doing tonight?"

Nilz - "Ganjing bro, you down?"

Jake - "I'm down to ganj."

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Ganjed

Someone who is high due to the ganj.

Jake - "Bro are you on your level?"

Nilz - "Yeh bro, i am so ganjed."

Ganjster

Such as a gangster is to a gang, a ganjster is to the ganj.

Simply put, someone who smokes cannabis regularly without allowing the judgemental views and negative connotations associated with smoking marijuana that presides in social conformity to affect his/her own agenda relative to smoking.

Jake - "bro you smoke so much!"

Nilz - "i don't give a fuck bro, i'll smoke as much as i want."

Jake - "You're such a ganjster!"

The Sacred Six (Pt 3)

The Act.
The Actor has the choice of performing any one of the Sacred Six, with the exception of Genuswine, as Genuswine is not performable as it being genuine thus regarded as a normal conversation. An important note is that the Actor can be any ganjster in the group smoking the ganj, so there is no explicit Actor.

The Call.
Calling the Actors act has to be performed under strict regulations, and if done incorrectly, a correct call may be voided. To correctly call an act, the Caller MUST NOT abruptly state the component of the Sacred Six the Actor is performing.
To correctly call an act, one must clearly show the Actor a sign that they have recognised their act. Ways to show the actor this are:
• Raised eyebrows and smiling
• Pointing
• Saying “Ahhhhhhhh” in a long enunciated manner
• Or a combination of 2 or more of these
If a correct call has been made, this would initiate the elaboration request.

An exemption to the standard structure of rules the Sacred Six follows (which are the Act, the Call, the Elaboration Approval, the Explanation, and the answer) is if the “would-be-Caller” does not recognise an act by the Actor. In this situation, the Actor is deemed to have pulled an excellent act, and is worthy of appraisal, and the game stops there.

*After having smoked 3/5 joints*
Jake - "Bro there's only one jay left"
Nilz - "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *whilst pointing*
Jake - *Smiles and points back approvingly*
Nilz - "Hmmm... Occasional Fuckery!!!"
Jake - "Well played you ganjster"

EXAMPLE OF THE SACRED SIX (PT 3)

The Sacred Six (Pt 1)

The Sacred Six is a game played whilst ganjing between two or more ganjsters. The game consists of five components: the Act, the Call, the Elaboration Approval, the Explanation, and the Answer. The players include the “Actor”, and the “Callers”.

The Actor is a player who decides to “pull” one of the Sacred Six. The Caller(s) are the remaining players left ganjing and are assigned the duty to recognise and identify which one of the Sacred Six has been pulled by the Actor.

The Sacred Six components are the following:

• Occasional Fuckery – A very in depth and elaborate “headfuck” whereby the Actor performs a well-orchestrated ruse to completely manipulate and shock the would-be Caller/Callers.
E.g. There are 5 pre rolled joints and after smoking 3 a player would recognise an opportune moment to “pull” an Occasional Fuckery. Said player would then assume responsibility of the Actor and claim that there is only 1 more joint left, to the shock of the other players involved (now the possible Callers).

• Trollin’ – An absurd and ridiculous statement, comment or question that has the sole intention to evoke a reaction, similar to the Internet troll. As a rule of thumb, Trollin’ is generally called by the Caller far earlier than an Occasional Fuckery.
E.g. Claiming to not feel the effects of the ganj whilst quite obviously doing something only a ganjed cunt would do.

*After having smoked 3/5 joints*
Jake - "Bro there's only one jay left"
Nilz - "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *whilst pointing*
Jake - *Smiles and points back approvingly*
Nilz - "Hmmm... Occasional Fuckery!!!"
Jake - "Well played you ganjster"

EXAMPLE OF THE SACRED SIX (PT 1)

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DTG

Abbreviation for "Down to Ganj"

In other words it is asking the intended listener whether or not he/she is willing to smoke marijuana with them.

Jake - "Bro, are you DTG?"

Nilz - "Bro I'm always down!!"

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The Sacred Six (Pt 2)

• Jokin’ – A simple comment, statement or question that is generally called by the Caller very quickly, and is usually humorously related.

E.g. Stating to be raised by wolves.
• Testin’ – An act performed with the sole intention to test the Callers character/level of ganjed/calmness/sexuality.
E.g. The Actor may fuck up rotation by purposely taking the joint or handing the joint out of turn to test the “test subjects” calmness/level of ganj. If the subject is chill/unaware enough to disregard the fact that it is THEIR turn, then the subject has passed the test, i.e they are ganjed.
• Shannonin’ – Named after the great cockroach, Shannonin’ is used with the sole purpose to annoy the Caller.
E.g. Continual interruptions of stories, light poking, or constant verbal annoyance.
• Genuswine – When a call has been made, yet the assumed Actor is not performing any of the Sacred Six.
E.g. Saying something that is true, and being mistaken by a Caller to be one of the 5 performable acts.

(NOTE) - This is not a performable act.

*After having smoked 3/5 joints*
Jake - "Bro there's only one jay left"
Nilz - "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *whilst pointing*
Jake - *Smiles and points back approvingly*
Nilz - "Hmmm... Occasional Fuckery!!!"
Jake - "Well played you ganjster"

EXAMPLE OF THE SACRED SIX (PT 2)