bee-fap

Phoneticized version of the acronymm B.F.A.P. or Big Fucking Art Project. Term used almost instinctually by hippies,yippies, and bohos to describe an event wherein butcher paper or a large canvas is rolled out on the floor and everyone gathers around with low grade materials to make a collaborative work of art. Common themes include disembodied eyes, 'shrooms, curly-Qs, fake asian ideograms, laughing gnomes and crumbling brick walls. Due to a lack of cooperation and no knowledge of color theory or design, Bee-faps often look muddy and depressing. Finished be-faps can be found in coffee shops and co-ops around universities, or in the bedrooms of high school stoners.

Allie wanted me to come over and make bee-fap. I said I was busy. She was all, "We'll smoke a bowl, spread out bunch of fuckin' art supplies, and just make a big fuckin' art project!"

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pastapoot

A prostitute who is mentally challenged. The origin is traced to an incident in 1996 in Lake Doster, MI USA. During an improvised scene in a video made by a group of middle school aged friends, one of the boys was portraying a mentally challenged prostitute when he grabbed a large pasta pot and said, "Stupid pastapoot."

Kelly is getting deperate. She was acting like a goddamn pastapoot at Adam's party.

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