po

Shortened version of poor, usually reserved to describe someone of extreme poverty.

He's so po he couldn't afford the other half of the word.

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cock push ups

Its where you fucking lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground. It may seem impossible at first, that your cock can't support your whole weight, but over time it can. you can only really do one, but one is all you need. This helps you get ready for when you become attractive to the ladies.

KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Yeah, I been doin cock pushups.
KG: Cock Pushups?
JB: Yeah.
KG: What are those?
JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground.
KG: Yeah...
JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole
weight?
JB: Well not at first...
KG: Yeah?
JB: But over time.
KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do?
JB: ...cock pushups?
KG: Yeah...I guess, you could only do one really.
JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need

-Tenacious D's skit "Cock Pushups"

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babby

Referring to an extremely attractive female.

Hey Marcio, look at that babby over there!

Damn!, that bitch is babby!

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the farm

This is something that can be bet, sold, or transacted in some manner. It is a methaphorical term that is used to describe all of or a majority of one's money or belongings. The actual ammount of money it represents is dependent on a number of factors.

While playing some no limit Texas Hold 'em, I bet the farm and declared "All in"

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440

A really pimpin' way to keep your car cool when your AC is busted or you don't have one - 4 windows down going 40 mph.

The AC's busted again? Looks like we gotta pull a 440 up in this bitch.

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remeed

One who is a remedial student one who acts as if life is the 4th grade one who is not intelligent yet does not attend Special Education classes and does not use illegal drugs, but hangs out with Kyle Hudson

Amber Posey is writing notes during class to her boyfriend like a remeed.

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napacious

Constituting or characterizing greatness or an excess of awesomeness. See synonyms at bitchin.

He was such a napacious volleyball player that we had to recruit him immediately.

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