Random
Source Code

Pontiac

THE most effective torque monsters ever produced, a brand that at one point in time dominated both NASCAR and the NHRA. Manufacturers of some of the sexiest cars ever created and crushed by general motors executive management and the federal government's non driving car czars. Only if there were more men like John Delorean, Jim Wangers, and Pete Estes who decided it was easier to ask forgiveness than permission and snuck the GTO out the back door.

Man 1 "What does the front of a Pontiac look like?"
Man 2 "I don't know I've only ever seen the tail lights."

Moron "Hey you know what Pontiac stands for?"
Intelligent Person "Please only nice tits in and around car."

by The General Sterling Price April 1, 2011

62👍 41👎