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The psychopathic business elite whom coincidentally have abnormally large medulla oblongata and display reptilian behaviour. The name is also applied to the world ruling 0.1%. Not to be confused with the reptilian, shape-shifting, pedophile, alien race which ?many? propose and/or theorise exist, but have yet to produce proof of.
Behaviours may include individually moveable eyes, a flicking of the tongue and weird predatory perversions.
The act of dry humping a portable radiator
On cold winter nights Claudia likes to give herself a clam roast
Great for people who wants multiple visitors to their front door. Applying a thick coat, as often as needed. Spread evenly for a smooth finish and to cover all crevices.
Claudia spent the weekend glossing the front door.
Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.
Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'