Thigh pasty

Crude slang for a womans vagina.

I was sitting on the other side and could see all the way up the skirt, right to her thigh pasty.

Wouldn't mind a taste of her thigh pasty.

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Sweaty trumpet

Term used to describe the anus on a hot day or if one is feeling hot due to exersise, a hot meal or hangover. Other variations on the cause of sweat can also apply.

After a particluarly strong curry the night before it took all of my will power not to blow my sweaty trumpet in front of her parents.