Flannet

1) Polite, affectionate term for the spam purse. Your mother's sausage wallet.

2) Pet name for your girlfriend (see also 'Jizz Jar')

After a good hour spent frotting, Emily's flannet began to kick up something awful.

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lemongrass

Rank, piss-ridden pubic hair above and below a dirty minky.
If cunny is attempted on such a disgusting specimen it will probably result in the face contorting, as though one had been sucking on a lemon.

She may have been a looker John but once i popped downstairs to do a quick impersonation of Stalin i quickly discovered she had a biff like lemongrass.

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minge-winker

Female Stripper. Lady who removes her clothes to titilate and entertain. Knickers removed; a lady's hairy rabbit warren may 'wink' at you whilst she performs her routine.

Clive! Let's get our arses down the 'Tavern tonight. I hear they've got some minge-winkers in.

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Impersonation of Stalin

To perform oral sex on a woman. So called because from a womans perspective whilst having oral sex performed on her the other player would resemble Stalin, WW2 Russian dictator renowned for his bushy moustache.

Okay love, before we get down to a bit of the old heave-ho i though i'd just nip downstairs and do a quick impersonation of stalin, just to say i love you.

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