Random
Source Code
Random
A way to say "God Dammit" when political correctness is required. It is derived from the iPhone autocorrect function.
This auto correct is driving me crazy, God Donut!
7129π 6835π
A bikini.
I want to see pamela Anderson in her water panties.
9π 3π
When you wake your wife or girlfriend up by slipping your hard-on into her while she is asleep.
Note: To perform this act, prior consent must be given.
Hey, I may give you the sneaky snake tomorrow morning, if that's OK.
67π 21π
A situation where the majority of media outlets, usually on the political left, have an uncannily similar perspective on an issue.
The consensus media has decided that man made global warming is a fact.
4π 6π
Becoming so sexually frustrated that you are not just irritable you are actually angry and the only cure is to bang. Until then, you will be Bangry.
My wife never has time for sex but she dresses so sexy that it makes me bangry.
62π 3π
Those little, hard, dirty bits of snow and ice that collect along the side of a plowed road.
I like to swerve and run over snow bunions, when I'm bored.
The mental affliction where ridiculously expensive housing in the City of Calgary, Alberta seems normal. This is transferable to any city with insanely high housing prices.
When new people move to Calgary and see how high housing prices are they are usually shocked. This proves they haven't been infected with Calgaria yet.
1π 1π