Master Chief

The most amazing soldier in all of history. As a Spartan II, he was trained to be the best soldier ever. He has saved thousands of galaxies and planets, and is definitely better than Spartacus, pie, the muffin man, and cute puppies. Do not anger his epicness.

Master Chief: Hey ladies, I just got back from saving the universe.

Ladies: OMFG!!!!! SIGN OUR BODIES IN PERMANENT MARKER!!!!!!!!

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