Water Polo

Water polo is a relatively new sport where instead of riding a horse, one uses a large mallet while dressed in scuba gear and riding a shark.

It is rumored that some families have a tradition where the family becomes a man when he is able to tame his own wild shark from the sea.

Let's play some fucking water polo, Matt! No, not that pussy ass volleyball shit. Sack up and grab a goddamn shark. Shit's about to get REAL.

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