lologram

A message or other item sent in order to make the recipient lol. Like a candy gram, but with lolz instead of candy.

Oh my God, did you hear Cathy's iguana died? We should send her a lologram to cheer her up.

Why so angry? Does somebody need a lologram?

Chill out dude! Your eyebrows will grow back. I was just trying to give you a lologram.

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Mexodus

Mass emigration from Mexico, especially into the United States.

John McCain seems pretty upset about the Mexodus, probably because he's racist.

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lolygraph test

Any method of assessment to decide whether or not something is lolworthy.

Like a polygraph test, only to detect lolz instead of lies.

Maybe Carlos Mencia's show is popular, but no chance he passes a lolygraph test.

You should have been there the other day! Juliet slipped on some ice and my lolygraph machine just went crazy.

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