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Trump

The future dictator of the Divided States of Trump

I can't wait for Trump to become dictator!

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017

61πŸ‘ 1915πŸ‘Ž


School Lunch

School lunch is really just a fat old lady's shit from 10 years ago

That school lunch looks like a piece of poop between 2 pieces of moldy bread!

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017

411πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Kim Jong Un

The greatest North Korean dictator/supreme leader to ever live

I'm so glad that Kim Jong Un is our supreme leader!

by The Goddamn King March 10, 2017

28πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Pepper

Instead of being salty black people are peppery

Obama is so peppery!

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017

51πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Your Mom

The biggest/fattest person/thing/creature/planet in existence

Wow your mom is a fat whore!

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017

76πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Trump Tower

What every plane wants to be inside of

I can't wait until Trump Tower gets it's own 9/11

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017

291πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Obesity

Something that all school janitors have from eating all of the left overs from the students lunch

That ugly ass janitor probably has obesity!

by The Goddamn King March 10, 2017

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž