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jingelobin gobblewobble the III

the mighty and prosperous king of Delaware who was beloved by dingle gingle

jingelobin gobblewobble the III was hit by a driver that was under the influence

by The Goggly Mocklier June 19, 2024


bingloth

the act of throwing bells at a specialized sloth training zoo

Verily, I am embarking upon a most curious and singular endeavor, wherein I shall engage in the peculiar and delightful pastime known as bingloth. Equipped with my finely crafted and melodious bell, which produces a charming and resonant sound most accurately described as "bing," I shall proceed to bingloth in a manner both enthusiastic and methodical. My intention is to direct this bell, with all the precision and dexterity that I can muster, toward the nearest locale wherein it is both reasonable and practicable to perform the esteemed act of bingloth.

This undertaking, I assure you, shall be conducted with the utmost care and adherence to the principles of this rarefied amusement. As I journey to the specialized sloth training zoo, a place renowned for its unique and whimsical purpose, I shall prepare myself for the ritualistic throwing of the bell. The sloths, creatures of notable languor and grace, shall bear witness to my attempts to bingloth, a spectacle that combines both the gentle sport and the refined art of bell-throwing.

Indeed, the precise execution of bingloth requires not only the correct apparatus—a bell of superior quality and tone—but also a keen understanding of the dynamics involved in such a specialized activity. Therefore, I shall select the optimal position within the designated area, a space carefully curated and maintained for the purpose of facilitating bingloth, to ensure that my efforts are met with the highest likelihood of success.

by The Goggly Mocklier June 19, 2024