Canada's History

Is when you put a miniature #99 Wayne Gretzky jersey on your cock, then pull your foreskin over another dude's circumsized penis which has a miniature #66 Mario Lemieux jersey on and dock with him; while being watched by a Sasquatch, Brian Mulroney, and the Blue Nose.

"Hey remember on July 1st when those two guys showed us Canada's History."

"Those two dudes aren't gay they just like Canada's History."

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