go to the pond

An equivalent to going to touch grass but for the silliest of Billy’s or gooses

THAT’S IT, go to the pond, you silly goose.

gooberen

The verb form of a goober where many individuals take part in many forms of Tom fooleries, goofy gooberness, and shenanigans may occur.

The goobers were gooberen around throughout the early evening.

gopa

Spell baka backwards

Fuckin’ gopa.

gooberest

Someone who has achieved the highest goober rank.

That lad over there is clearly the gooberest of us all.