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Hypergooning

When you edge so quickly yet so successfully that you get locked into a state of pure, ignorant bliss for 3 to 4 business hours.

Jane: Dude, why isn't Drew picking up the phone?
John: He got locked in hypergooning, he couldn't answer if he tried.
Jane: Oohhhh..

by The Goon Queen August 7, 2024


Squatto

A big beautiful man

John: Squatto? Who's that?
Squatto: One big handsome man..
John: Squatto..

by The Goon Queen August 9, 2024