difficulty

n. Something that is a problem for you.

I've run into a difficulty upgrading my hardware.

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go down on

To give oral sex to someone.

He went down on me in the shower yesterday. That was some quality shower head!

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baby cave

n. A woman's vagina.

"Watch out, boys! Because thanks to Iron Hymen, my baby cave is better guarded than a maximum security prison – even one ringed with electrified razorwire and a crocodile-infested moat!"

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Seinfeldian

adj. Obvious or absurd, such that it is reminiscent of NBC's "Seinfeld."

Arguing about the relative size of marshmellows is undeniably Seinfeldian.

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get off

1. To orgasm.
2. To enjoy tremendously. (Typically ~ on.)

1. Excuse me, but I have to go get off.
2. louis really gets off on adding definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

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vault

n. The place you put other people's secrets.

I'll tell you, but you've got to put it in the vault.

That's vaultular information, by the way. Mum's the word!

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Hoodie Theory

The hypothesis that men automatically become more attractive when wearing a hoodie.

Look at that guy over there! The Hoodie Theory in action...

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