The Grammar Nazi

person who has a small penis

haha the grammar nazi has a small penis

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deck change

Wrapping a towel around oneself to change (typically into or out of a bathing suit) in a public setting.

The "deck" is the walking surface around a swimming pool.

Kyle was in the middle of a hurried deck change when he was pantsed. Hilarity ensued.

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Christian. This is the ASCII representation of the Jesus fish.

You're going out with WHO?? I thought he was all ><>.

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shame shield

A partition placed between two standalone urinals to allow pissing without letting it all hang out.

The trough didn't have any shame shields and I was afraid I'd get pee shy, so I held it until after the show.

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candy

A man's genitals.

From "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil"

"I don't want my new boyfriend to know about my candy. You know, my tootsie roll."

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veto

To summarily dismiss a suggestion of something to do/eat/listen to/etc. Ususally used when the suggestion is distateful to the vetoer.

Yeah, I'm going to have to veto the Britney Spears.

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ish

n. Shit; a parent-approved version of the aforementioned cus word.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Studying and ish."

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