veepstakes

The process a candidate for president goes through to choose a running mate. It's a portmanteau word combining the colloquial pronunciation of VP as "veep" and sweepstakes.

The winner of the veepstakes is awarded the honor of being trashed in the media for the next 5 months.

A: Who should Obama pick for VP?
B: I sure hope Brian Schweitzer wins the veepstakes!

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near beer

n. Non-alcoholic beer.

Near beer is the worst of both worlds: all the shitty taste of beer, and none of the fun!

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boobie faker

n. A man who adds breasts to his physical appearance artificially, e.g. through the use of a bra.

Is that guy a boobie faker?

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*f

Synonym of S.O.; gender-neutral way to refer to one's girl/boyfriend.

You know I've never had a *f before.

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HOT

adj. Extremely neat.

That map() trick is HOT!

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chubby

An erection.
Also see hard-on stiffy

Dancing is tough when you've got a chubby.

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pussy

1. Another word for female genetalia
2. A feline companion.

1. "Pussy feels like warm apple pie."
2. "My pussy got stuck in a tree."

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