bf

Shorthand for boyfriend.

He tells me he doesn't have a bf right now.

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delouse

v. To remove unwanted items from a culinary creation.

Crap! I forgot to ask for no tomatoes. Guess I'll just have to delouse my burger.

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not having it

When someone is unwilling to accept the current or proposed state of affairs. Can also be used when someone doesn't believe you're telling them the truth.

Bush thought he'd slip Harriet Miers by on a nod and a wink, but the Busheviks weren't having it.

I told my mom I wasn't the one who put a dent in the car, but she was NOT having it and pressed me to give her the whole story.

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bling bling

n. Cash money. Scrilla. Dough. Legal tender.

I'ma go down to Wells Fargo and withdraw some bling bling.

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LTR

On craigslist, an acronym for Long-Term Relationship.

Enough of this single crap, I'm ready for an LTR.

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BFD

Live 105's annual concert.

Are you gonna be at BFD 6?

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spooge

1. n. Male ejaculate; cum
2. v. To ejaculate; cum
3. v. To become intensely excited about something.

she's going to spooge when she sees what a great job we've done on this assignment!

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