gimmickry

A pattern of tricks designed to confuse.

"I'm not going to take part in your gimmickry!"

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schlep

To carry, bring or otherwise transmit something which is difficult to move.

I'm not going to schlep that stack of papers all the way over here!

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mush

Int. "Leave my seat!"

From the sled dog command to start moving.

I called shotgun first! Mush!

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luser

N. A clueless user. A very derogatory term.

Pity tech support. They have to deal with lusers 25/8.

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automagically

adv. Something that happens automatically, but that also has some mysterious, "magical" element to it. "Smart" appliances, features, etc. that do intelligent things with less help than you might expect.

I installed Windows, and it screwed up my system automagically!

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thwop

1. n. The sound mashed potatoes make while being served.
2. v. To serve mashed potatoes, creating a "thwop"ing sound.

Would you kindly thwop me some mashed potatoes?

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fag hag

n. A woman who enjoys hanging out with gay men.

Why don't more fag hags hang out with my roommate?

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