not bitch

intj. This phrase is used to reserve a seat in a vehicle which is not bitch.

The first person to call not bitch gets the front seat; people after that get distributed around the car. If you chronically forget to call not bitch, you will always sit in the middle seat.

The rules for calling not bitch are the same as those for shotgun.

Person 1: "Hey, there's Aaron's car."
Person 2: "Not Bitch!"

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lameouze

adj. Incredibly, stupefyingly lame. So lame as to defy description.

She's got a "broken heart" after only three weeks? That's lameouze!

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Ricer

Synonym for/contraction of Rice Rocket.

There is *one* advantage to living in SLO -- only rarely do I see a ricer.

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RSN

Acronym for "Real Soon Now". Often used as a sarcastic remark to describe something that's late.

Microsoft promises Windows stability RSN.

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my boys

A term of endearment for one's genitals.

Your boys can't play with my boys!

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IM

n. An instant message. IM does not imply the use of either AIM or ICQ.

v. To send someone an instant message.

Did you get my IM?

My sister IMed me last night.

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scat

Unintelligible verbal utterances placed in time to music.

Have you heard "Scatman" by Scatman Jack? He's scatting all over the place!

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