boink

v. To fuck.

Guess what?? Nick finally got boinked!

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phuck

A less offensive form of the cuss-word fuck, typically used without reference to coitus.

Oh, man, you really got phucked.

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rooted

v. past: To have your computer compromised; to have an attacker gain unauthorized root access.

"Your box got rooted!? Fuck a duck!"

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relationship porn

Entertainment which has very little substance other than talk about sex. Gratuitous nudity is also often a feature of said porn, however it is almost-always off-camera.

MTV's Undressed is relationship porn.

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dark times

The hours after sunset and before dawn. Speficically, those hours when you're awake and don't want to be.

I've got to get up for my show at 4am this Saturday. Dark times!

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delouse

v. To remove unwanted items from a culinary creation.

Crap! I forgot to ask for no tomatoes. Guess I'll just have to delouse my burger.

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not having it

When someone is unwilling to accept the current or proposed state of affairs. Can also be used when someone doesn't believe you're telling them the truth.

Bush thought he'd slip Harriet Miers by on a nod and a wink, but the Busheviks weren't having it.

I told my mom I wasn't the one who put a dent in the car, but she was NOT having it and pressed me to give her the whole story.

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