fungry

Fuckin' hungry.

"I haven't eaten in days! I'm fungry!"

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mugu

A term used by African scam artists (specifically of the spam variety) to describe the people they get money from. Literally translated, it means something like "big idiot."

I've got another five thousand messages from Nigerian losers who think I'm just another mugu.

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buffer urinal

The requisite one urinal minimum you put between you and any other men who may be pissing at a row of urinals. It's a courtesy thing, and it's about proximity more than line of sight: shame shields don't obviate the need for a buffer urinal.

Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.

I took my place in the row, making sure to leave a buffer urinal between me and the blonde.

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green

Money

I want to eat, but I need some green.

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good call

Used to agree with someone, specifically about something which shows the person's good taste in a surprising way.

Person1: So I just bought "Dulcinea"...
Person2: "Dulcinea"? Good call!

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right on

intj.
1. A positive response.
2. "Yeah, whatever."

1. You passed your class? Right on!
2. Person1: Wanna go to Denny's?
Person2: Right on.

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nippley

adj. Chilly; cold enough to make the nipples stand at attention.

Person 1: Hello, Ms. Anderson-Lee. It's a bit nippley out today, isn't it?
Pam: Huh? It's 80 degrees...

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