productive procrastination

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

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screenie

A short term for a "screen shot," a picture one takes of something on a computer screen.

I don't know what window you're talking about. Can you send me a screenie?

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the bird

The middle finger when used as a salute.

I cut off a cop today, and he gave me the bird.

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jacked

v. 1. To be messed up. Usually used with "up".
2. To get the short end of the proverbial stick.

I jacked up my hand playing baseball.

You only got 2/10 on that assignment? You got jacked!

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BYOM

Bring Your Own Meat

i.e. It's a vegetarian party.

Partee at Aaron's place! BYOM.

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Seinfeldian

adj. Obvious or absurd, such that it is reminiscent of NBC's "Seinfeld."

Arguing about the relative size of marshmellows is undeniably Seinfeldian.

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get off

1. To orgasm.
2. To enjoy tremendously. (Typically ~ on.)

1. Excuse me, but I have to go get off.
2. louis really gets off on adding definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

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