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n. Poo poo stain in the seat of one's underpants.
I don't wipe; I've learned to live with the skid mark.
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n. Ass, Booty, behind.
From the movie "Glory Daze".
She's got a nice turd cutter on her.
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A euphemism for masturbation
Today was busy. And by busy, I mean I didn't get any me-time. And by me-time I mean that I have not yet gotten to slap the salami.
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To honk one's car horn for longer than normal. Usually done when either the driver is fed up or someone on the road does something particularly stupid.
The asshole cut me off, so I laid on the horn.
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The hypothesis that men automatically become more attractive when wearing a hoodie.
Look at that guy over there! The Hoodie Theory in action...
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v. To mess something up, specifically a physical activity.
I was coming down the mountain on my snowboard when I biffed.
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n. The place you put other people's secrets.
I'll tell you, but you've got to put it in the vault.
That's vaultular information, by the way. Mum's the word!
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