odorifice

The nose. Odor + orifice = odorifice!

Well, crap. It looks like I broke my odorifice.

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jobjob

n. A real job, typically the first job one gets upon leaving school. The repetition is to distinguish it from a mere job, which most college students have had a number of by the time they graduate. This is no internship, co-op or part-time barista position: this is honest to God employment. (With a dental plan.)

I'm graduating in June and I've really begun looking for a jobjob in earnest.

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poontease

n. The female equivalent of a cocktease; someone who comes on to a girl, but then doesn't follow through.

"It's been a month and you two *still* haven't had sex? She's a total poontease!"

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piece

n. Short for "piece of shit".

ICQ for Mac is a piece.

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present haunches

v. A command to raise one's rear in preparation for entry.

I love you so much, baby. Present haunches! GOOD girl!

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j/k

abbr. Just kidding.

I'm gay. J/k!

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fundie

A fundamentalist; a Christian whose ideas are completely in-line with church dogma. Fundies, for the most part, do not think for themselves, and are often frighteningly evangelical.

Synonymous with Jimmy.

This school is CRAWLING with fundies!

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