joo

Better than 'j00' because it looks like a brand of jelly candy

Lets all eat some joos!

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fungry

Fuckin' hungry.

"I haven't eaten in days! I'm fungry!"

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mugu

A term used by African scam artists (specifically of the spam variety) to describe the people they get money from. Literally translated, it means something like "big idiot."

I've got another five thousand messages from Nigerian losers who think I'm just another mugu.

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WPP

Well-Produced Production.

Antonym of PPP.

Did you see that MTV commercial? It was a WPP.

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baby cave

n. A woman's vagina.

"Watch out, boys! Because thanks to Iron Hymen, my baby cave is better guarded than a maximum security prison – even one ringed with electrified razorwire and a crocodile-infested moat!"

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log watcher

n. One who obsessively watches their logs; one who enjoys the power of seeing what other people are doing at their sites.

The downfall of Rome might have been prevented by careful attention to logs!

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syncophant

n. A person who enthusiastically toes the party line. A combination of "synch" and "sycophant."

A million syncophants blindly repeating the GOP's talking points make me sick to my stomach.

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