relationship porn

Entertainment which has very little substance other than talk about sex. Gratuitous nudity is also often a feature of said porn, however it is almost-always off-camera.

MTV's Undressed is relationship porn.

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near beer

n. Non-alcoholic beer.

Near beer is the worst of both worlds: all the shitty taste of beer, and none of the fun!

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boobie faker

n. A man who adds breasts to his physical appearance artificially, e.g. through the use of a bra.

Is that guy a boobie faker?

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*f

Synonym of S.O.; gender-neutral way to refer to one's girl/boyfriend.

You know I've never had a *f before.

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misspelt

The bad, ugly and otherwise deprecated spelling of "misspelled."

As a lamer, I can tell you it's spelled 'misspelt.'

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sex

(n) Fun involving the exchange of bodily fluids.

"Nick has never had sex."

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teabagging

v. To lower one's scrotum into another's mouth.

Person 1: I want to try teabagging.
Person 2: You mean, you want ME to try teabagging...

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