It really do

The only correct response to It really be like that sometimes

P1: "It really be like that sometimes..."
P2: "You know, it really do don't it"

Chimp Pimp

A cooler way to say zookeeper.
Used mostly by zookeepers in order to make their line of work sound more fun than it is.

Girl: "so what do you do?"
Guy: "AYYYE IM THE BIGGEST CHIMP PIMP IN TOWN BAYBEYYYYYY"
Girl: "fuck me"

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Spaghetti Kid

Someone who is likely to be a school shooter.

Commonly identified by greasy hair, dark clothing, the wearing of trench coats or other winter coats in moderate weather, looks up pictures of guns in class, etc.
Originates from the accumulation of grease in one's that causes the hair to depict strands of spaghetti.

"I sit in front of Sam in chemistry, and I'm scared he's gonna pull out a gun at any moment"

"I know! I hate Spaghetti Kids"