Fart Fitter

When in the process of having anal sex your partner farts on your dick thus creating the bowels to create a suction like feeling that’s pulls you in and creating a tight and snug feeling.

“Man my girlfriend wanted to try anal sex but it just wasn’t working so she tried a fart fitter and I got sucked right in, my dick felt like it was wrapped in Huggies.”

kanoah

The sexiest and kindest man alive, impure humans shrivel up in the presence of this god like being that knows no restrictions or boundaries, for he is the all mighty free one.

“I saw Kanoah the other day and I swear to god my penis grew 8 inches overnight”