When you and a distant friend's sphincters become synchronized and you end up taking a dump at the same time.
...did we just sphync?
An incredible, sexy, and blundering ninja who entertains as many people as he kills. His videos are things of beauty and he is known to coin many phrases, usually words beginning with "a" with a "ninj"-prefix added to them.
"I am The One Ninja!"
"And here is, Ninja sauce!"
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Software you realized wasn't on your computer after all.
Cliff: Thought I had Doom, guess it isntalled.
A persistent disturbing preoccupation with surfing the internet : obsessive online habits <an e-bsession with Reddit>
Guy 1: Gary's been locked in his room surfing the net for days now.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's suffering from e-bsession.
Guy 1: Bro, get off Facebook and come out for drinks, you're e-bsessed.
Angelina Jolie is simply said, perfection. But there is nothing simple about this goddess that walks the earth. From her stunning lips to her amazing body, she represents perfection as a human being. She received international stardom for her roles in the Tomb Raider movies and rightly so. She has somewhat accelerated her movie career whilst caring for her adopted children and the child she has with Brad Pitt (luckiest man in the world).
"Wow, that was perfection, just like Angelina Jolie."
"This movie needed more Angelina Jolie."
"Angelina Jolie - 'nuff said."
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A scaternity is a group of people associated or formally organized for a common purpose, interest, and pleasure in feces and fecal matter.
Bro 1: I gotta take a shit, dude.
Bro 2: Oh me too, bro.
Bro 1: It's like we're a scaternity!