slip a pep

To have sex. To "slip" implies an insertion of a body part into a cavity of another person's body. A "pep" is slang for pepperoni, which is itself an allusion to a penis due to its phallic shape.

Nick: "bruh, how did your date with Jess go?"
Josh: "it was fun man, i can see us gettin down to slip a pep in the future"
Brad: "you old dog, that's good, maybe you two can join Chad and I on a double date"
Josh: "fuck yea fuck yea bruh!"

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WoT

WoT is an abbreviation for “The Wheel of Time,” by the late Robert Jordan. The best fantasy adventure series ever written. 14 volumes and a sequel, become one with the characters and the world, and leave the petty “game of thrones” drama to the preteens. Join Rand al’Thor, Egwene al’Vere, Mat Cauthon, Nynaeve al’Meara, Perrin Aybara, and a slew of other characters - both major and minor - as they fight for what they want, and learn who they really are.

“The lions sing and the hills take flight.

The moon by day, and the sun by night. Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool. Let the Lord of Chaos rule.”

-chant from a children's game heard in Great Arvalon, the Fourth Age
Robert Jordan, Lord of Chaos (Wheel of Time, WoT, #6)

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A-RI-GA-TO-OU

"arigatou," or "thank you." But not really - because what you're really doing, is trying to sound cute and/or sexy by breaking the word down into all of its syllables. This is done in an attempt to seduce the person(s) hearing the phrase.

Me: "Here Ms. Applewaters, your sink has been fixed."
You: "Oh Mr. Plumber, a-ri-ga-to-ou"
70's electro porn pop starts playing in the background
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Puccini

A word for anyone with a really nice butt. Originally the famous italian composer Giacomo Antonio Domenico Michele Secondo Maria Puccini. Since has become a nickname for this smokin hot Japanese chick with an ass that’s fire.

Sam: “Have you seen Heather recently?!”
Yves: “Nah, I hear she’s a dancer now.”
Bree: “I hear she’s a total Puccini!”
Sam: “Woah! Good for her!”

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fucklebutt

The ultimate form of the exclamation “fuck!” Used when something very, very, unfortunate happens.

You: “my dog just died.”
Me “I’m sorry...”
You: “my sister was holding her, and...”
Me: “and what?!”
You: “and they both got run over by a bus and died.”
Me: “that’s a total fucklebutt!”

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