Splinter

Leader of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

Splinter... the shredder has taken april!

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Veil Cutlet

When performing sweet loving or giving a girl the LDFDB, on the beach in the sand... take a moment to withdraw rub your member in the sand, and then place it directly inside your favorite hiding place.... thus cutting her veil.... woohoo

I gave that girl the veil cutlet and she bled for a month

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One of those guys

This is said in reference to one who masturbates with bubble gum...

Oh, so he's one of those guys.... you know the type they masturbate with bubble gum

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New York Subway Smash

Due to the title of this one, it is only appropriate when performed in New York AND in a Subway... now... we can proceed... Ths New York Subway Smash... is when doing a girl doggy style or giving her the LDFDB on the subway.. she should be holding on to the rails at this point... when almost reaching climax she should loosen her grip reach for the emergency break ultimately smashing her bitchass through the window

I don't like that dirty bitch so I gave her the new york subway smash

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the handoff

A sexual act in which one ejaculates into his own hand and throws the product into the face of his partner.

"My girlfriend really likes sports. She took the Handoff like a champion."

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aristocat

A respectable African-American gentleman.

also spelled aristokat

Mr. Bentley Fonzworth is an aristocat.

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mad

a multi-functional word: very/a lot/hard/etc. Accentuates any verb.

She was doin' some maaaad studying last night. She was mad jonesin' for that guy, last night.

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